The over-hyped, cliche ridden boost for the flower and greetings card industry is nearly with us. Have some love quotes.
- Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. Woody Allen
- All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles Schulz
- I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
- Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that you’re in. Richard Jeni
- Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West
- A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. Friedrich Nietzche
- You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. Hussein Nishah
- If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I’ve loved a few people. Jarod Kintz
- Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. Leo Buscaglia
