The over-hyped, cliche ridden boost for the flower and greetings card industry is nearly with us. Have some love quotes.

1. Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. Woody Allen
2. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles Schulz
3. I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
4. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
5. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that you’re in. Richard Jeni
6. Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West
7. A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. Friedrich Nietzche
8. You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. Hussein Nishah
9. If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I’ve loved a few people. Jarod Kintz
10. Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end. Leo Buscaglia